Monday, March 14, 2005

Sex is like air...it's not important unless you aren't getting any

I saw this quote while galavanting around the internet today...sadly, the only thing that I can think to say is how appropriate this is...

In other news, other than my sex life and lack thereof that is:

Booksellers across the nation are shuddering at the thought of yet another installment in the Harry Potter series... this latest one, however, appears to be lacking in the fantastic...

In a recent MSNBC interview with Britney Spears, fans of the rapidly aging-before-our-eyes-due-to-alcohol-binges teeny bopper (and those of us who really couldn't are less) got a taste of the turmoil and harsh reality of being a superstar newlywed, as Britney was quoted thusly:

"We hit a little bit of reality, hardcore, after the first three weeks. But we handled it fine, and now things are starting to go really smooth," Spears told the magazine. "Before we got married we were on tour, and we were just like kids, ordering room service, saying, 'Let's go out tonight. Then, all of a sudden, you have this home, you have the kids [Federline's children Kaleb and Kori], you have to get the diapers, get the dog to the vet. It's this reality. Like omigod, I have to tell the maid to buy diapers and get the pool boy to walk the dog? Can't I just make out with Kevin all the time? Being married sucks." (more...)

Like, omigod, she forgot to mention the gallon of Vodka-per-day habit, as well...

Please, Britney, no one really cares. With Paris Hilton playing Genie during a guest spot on that new cheesy tv series "American Dreams," (uh, hello? are there any black people on there? it seems that the producers forgot they also existed in the 60's, except for as a sidebar story), everyone wants to find out if they'll be able to see bush under her Genie pants. You can bet if someone has a video cam they will...

2 Comments:

Blogger NYCbeauty said...

I thought I was the only adult who couldn't understand the adult interest in Harry Potter (unless sharing it with a child). I bought the first book (in paperback!) and read ten pages, then said "what the fuck?" and put it down. Glad to see there continues to be so much non-news on MSNBC. Gotta play to your audience, I guess

4:25 PM  
Blogger Wally said...

d,

Well said! The only thing that I like about Britney, is: NOT-A-DAMNED-THING! ;-) And, as for: "seeing bush under her Genie pants." You would think that George would have learned something from Bill's problems in the White House! ;-)

*Yeah, I know! Ten thousand comedians are out of work!

9:28 PM  

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