Wednesday, April 19, 2006

TomKat and The Reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard As A Girl

Call me just mean and ornery (pause for response), but is it not spooky that their new little baby girl, whom I am sure is a darling little creature (and I congratulate anyone for having a child, for I would love to have one myself), is already pre-destined to be one of the higher-ups in the Church of Scientolgy? Whether she wants it or not? Because you know that this little girl is going to be groomed to be the female Hubbard incarnate. It's almost like the SouthPark episode, actually, except that Tom Cruise will never ever come out of the closet in this story.

This little girl is going to be born into her faith - and most likely will never escape. Kind of like Katie. Under the "La-La" love you can see a deer in headlights. You know her parents are flipping out. I mean, their daughter and their granddaughter are being swept up into a fanatical situation. One can easily say that about any child that is born of parents that may have a certain religious faith, but many people are very relaxed about their faith. Scientology is not a relaxed faith. These people are in your face, forcing a very badly written sci-fi novel down your throat, demanding that you agree or that you're a complete asshole.

Well, at least she'll be rich. Maybe if she comes to her senses when she gets old enough, she can run off to another country with the money that she's been hiding in a shoebox. Should be at least a few million.


Blogger NYCbeauty said...

To add insult to the whole thing, they co-opted a beautiful traditional Hebrew name and people seem to think it is some sort of Scientology name! Guess I wont be naming my daughter that (If I ever have one!!!). Miss you, love.

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